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And God Created…

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Seven examples of God’s amazing creativeness:

1. If you fake laugh hard enough, you’ll start to laugh really, really hard.

2. The nitrogen in your DNA, the calcium in your teeth, the iron in your blood were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. You’re made of stardust!

3. Cows have best friends.

4. Despite high infant mortality rates and lower life expectancies, not one of your direct ancestors died childless.

5. Butterflies can taste with their feet.

6. Neurologically speaking, seeing someone else smile actually makes you happier.

7. Sloths leave their tree once a week…to pee and poop.

God has made an amazing world! Today, what can you thank him for creating?

In the beginning God created…. Genesis 1

 

***If you say “my cocaine” you sound like the actor Michael Caine saying his own name.

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A Short Jaunt

Time for your Friday video extravaganza! Here’s a trivia fact you can impress your friends and co-workers with ALL DAY!!!

 

 

You know what’s next!  THE WEEKEND!!!

“Really?!”

Hey, it’s Friday video time. This would freak me out, too!  I do love the girl who just says: “Really?!”

Have a supercolossalultragreat FRIDAY!!!

Buzzzz…Buzzzz…Buzzzz…

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The alarm goes off…buzzzz. Hit snooze. Eight minutes later…buzzzz. Hit the stop button. Stretch. Start to curl up. Stretch. Pull yourself up to sitting on the side of the bed. You’re now up…starting your day.

What’s your plan for the day? Oh, there are the things you HAVE to do because of your job or your family, yes. But, what about YOUR plans. What are you going to do today? Here’s something you might try:

This day, look for ways and opportunities to be a blessing to someone around you.

The person doesn’t even have to know what you’re doing. Can you say something nice, something encouraging? Can you get the person a cup of coffee? Can you offer to pay for the person’s lunch? Can you just help out in some way?

You might not usually do this because you don’t consciously look for the opportunities. That’s the key…thinking about it in the morning and then looking for ways to be a blessing.

And you know what? When you find ways to bless others, you’ll be blessed, too. You’ll feel good about yourself. And, you will have accomplish something personally good for the day.

So…think about it. How can you bless someone today?

Let your good deeds shine out for all to see, so that everyone will praise your heavenly Father. Matthew 5

Hello? BOOM, BABY!!!

All right. I’m guessing after watching this, you won’t let anyone borrow your cell phone for a very long time!

In case you’ve forgotten…IT’S FRIDAY!!! Have a great weekend!

Mom Always Liked You Best

The 60’s comedians, singers, and protesters The Smothers Brothers, Dick and Tommy, had a famous routine where Tommy says to Dick, “Mom always liked you best.” And they proceed to get into an argument about who was Mom’s favorite. They go back and forth, over and over. Unless you’re not an only child, that’s probably a running feud in every family. Most of the time it’s just a joke, but sometimes it’s for real. In my family there were times when I was sure I was not the favorite, but there were also times when I felt like I was. As a parent it’s hard to make sure your actions don’t appear to be favoring one child over another.

Did you know that God has no favorite child? God loves everybody the best. Yes! He does. He treats all the same and he loves everyone the most. How can he do that? Well, after all, he is God. Look below what Paul, one of the writers of the Bible, says in his letter to the Romans. Now, that’s a short statement but…think of all the people you know in the world. Yeah, there are some pretty unlovable ones, huh. Some despicable ones! Yet, God shows no favoritism. He. Loves. Them. All.

For God does not show favoritism. Romans 2

God loves everyone best. So when you’re having trouble and are down and feeling bad about yourself, remember God loves you best…oh, and he loves me best, too.

Here’s a short clip of The Smothers Brothers

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